The Pliffploff

This is a song I wrote in January of 2021 about the curious beast known as a pliffploff.


The Pliffploff

Chorus
The Pliffploff is a peculiar beast
a peculiar beast, a peculiar beast
Oh the Pliffploff is a peculiar beast
At least that's what I heard

It lives in teapots under hedges
and likes to dance along high ledges
It sings silly songs in the key of P
and is not a bird, a fish or a bee

It wears terrible ties and horrible hats
and tells tall tales to cunning cats
It likes to eat choclate and cheese
and wants to fly like the bees

The Pliffploff will borrow all your money
then pay you back in toast and honey
If you see a pliffploff be sure to smile
and then you'll be happy for a while

Here's a rough recording of this song:


Songs I've written

The Elephant Song | When you get to jiggit | Chaos | Winter | Everyday adventures | Hints of Blossom | A Panda in a Poncho | Plinkin Plookplooks | Spollagyn son tey | How Many Roads? | A Gnu in My Shoe | A Hen in My Hat | The Ballad of the Wug and the Cra | La Plume de ma Tante | Ukuleles On The Shore | Echoes on the Tongue | Dardledumdue | It's Okay To Be Odd | Monday Morning | Tall Tales | Sail Across The Sky | Two Left Feet | Thunder River | Ning | Lazybones | Goats | The Toaster Song | Hello Hi Hey | Thingamajig | Jolly Yuletide | The Pliffploff | Bubbles | Distraction | Little Lions | The Little Green Owl | Pannas Owen | Seize The Day | Music in the Air | Pocket Hedgehogs | Dust | Lillilu | Lost in a Good Book | Quiet Please | Ffaldiral | Melting 😅 | That's When We'll Do That Thing | As Easy As | What Did I Come In Here For? | Upside Down | Thoir An Aire! | Ho Ha Hey | Patience | Time | Farewell | Stuff and Nonsense | Ruith Air Falbh / Run Away! | The Other Side | Colourless Green Ideas |

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