Do you ever feel like latibulating?
Perhaps you might do if you don’t feel very osculable.
These are words I learnt today from the Something Rhymes with Purple podcast.
Latibulate means “to hide oneself in a corner” and comes from the Latin latibulum (hiding place, refuge, den) [source].
Osculable means “capable of being kissed” or “kissable” and comes from the Latin ōsculāre (to kiss) [source].
Related words include to osculte (to kiss), osculation (the act of kissing), osculatrix (a lady who kisses), an oscularity (a kiss), and an osculary (anything that can and should be kissed).
So if you meet an osculary, maybe you could suggest to them that you latibulate in order to engage in some osculation. Perhaps not the most effective of chat-up lines, but it might work if you find another word nerd.