"Feel" represents a mistranslation of kanji. (One of the chief problems with writing solely in kana is the many homophones.)

I wondered what happened to kanji. Now it makes sense.

感じ "feeling" (< 感じる "to feel")
漢字 "kanji"

Կատուն մահիճին վրայ կը քնանար. Ան արթնցցաւ քանզի արթնցայ.

???? Can you be a little more specific about what you mean to those of us who don't know this language?

In response to the "Welsh speakers don't usually advertise themselves" argument -- I won't get too specific about where I live for privacy reasons, but the culture seems to be pretty much {x: x ∉ Welsh} so I'd expect the linguistic diversity to be about the same. Most of what people speak is English, with the occasional bits of French thrown in there because everybody's supposed to know French. Usually you don't run across anyone who speaks anything outside of those two languages.
And if that explanation wasn't satisfactory, then tant pis.

Why not try your luck with Google Translate?

Well, okay, I'll try it, but remember, I'll have to pick through most of the languages there before I find anything (which is easier said than done). You're making more work for me. You'll remember that everyone else was kind enough to provide translations of what we said.
*after trying it* Google Translate suggested Armenian and gave me this: "Cat on the couch and walk. He artntstsaw for artntsay." Now you see why you need to post a translation if you want to be understood. This is worse than "mae'r gath yn cysgu braster ar y mat".

Ծառը պարտէզին հայրը է.

"WITNESS the father of the tree." According to GT, anyway. Father of the tree? What? I really wish you'd provide translations, but if you're not going to, then I'm just going to ignore you and go off on my own little senseless tangent.
Mae'r cathod dew yn cysgu ar y ddôr. Haws dweud cathod na mynd oddi tanynt. Tros y môr mae fy 'nghariad. &c., &c., &c.

Ydy'r ddôr yn gorwedd ar ei hochr?


Mynd oddi tanynt means "going from under them", which sounds a bit off. Mynd danyn nhw would be the usual way to say "going under them" in modern Welsh. Tanynt sounds quite literary. If you want to use that form, it would be better to cast the whole sentence in the same register, i.e. Haws dywedyd cathod na myned tanynt.