Have you ever tried to learn a language?
Maybe you’ve struggled with a language for years and never really got the hang of it.
Ever wished you could simply wave a magic wand and be able to speak another language fluently?
The lingoboffins at the secret Omniglot laboratory have been working on this problem for a long time, and believe that they have finally found a solution that will work for everybody.
It was announced today that a revolutionary new app will soon be available that will enable you to upload a whole new language directly into your brain.
No more spending years learning vocabulary, trying to get to grips with grammar, and fumbling with the pronunciation. All you need to do is download the app, tune it to your brain, and upload a language. Then you will be able to understand and speak* that language almost immediately**.
*This app does not give you the ability to read and write in another language. We are working on another app which will do that.
**The actually time it takes to tune the app to your brain, and for the language to settle in, may vary from a few hours to several months, or even years.
Terms and conditions apply. This app is not currently available anywhere, but keep checking back, and one day it might be.
I bet this is an April Fools’ joke. I can feel it.
How did you guess?
Not true. We still have to wait for the 4th month to come. Be patient please. Today is the 9th day of the 3rd month of the year of the Rat. And 9th day means: It was New Moon eight days ago. It is still waxing.
Happy New April!