{"id":1998,"date":"2009-12-10T11:33:59","date_gmt":"2009-12-10T11:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/blog\/?p=1998"},"modified":"2009-12-10T11:33:59","modified_gmt":"2009-12-10T11:33:59","slug":"conlangers-anonymous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/?p=1998","title":{"rendered":"Conlangers Anonymous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you sometimes, or indeed frequently gripped by the urge to create languages? <\/p>\n<p>Do your doodles often become new alphabets?<\/p>\n<p>Do you feel compelled to create worlds in which your languages and alphabets might be used?<\/p>\n<p>If so, help is at hand in the form of <a href=\"http:\/\/specgram.com\/CLVII.4\/09.ad.conlanganon.html\">Conlangers Anonymous<\/a>, an organisation founded by Francis Lodwick in 1694 and discussed in the <a href=\"http:\/\/specgram.com\/\">Speculative Grammarian<\/a>, the premier journal of satirical linguistics. <\/p>\n<p>Conlangers Anonymous apparently helps &#8220;conlangers see the agonizing human cost\u2014and professional cost\u2014of their obsession. The hours spent constructing a language could be better spent in real human interaction with friends, family, and your World of Warcraft guild. The effort poured into creating fake language data for fun could be expended on falsifying data for papers in refereed journals, leading to tenure.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you sometimes, or indeed frequently gripped by the urge to create languages? Do your doodles often become new alphabets? Do you feel compelled to create worlds in which your languages and alphabets might be used? If so, help is at hand in the form of Conlangers Anonymous, an organisation founded by Francis Lodwick in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conlangs","category-language"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}