{"id":11709,"date":"2015-09-22T15:03:15","date_gmt":"2015-09-22T14:03:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/blog\/?p=11709"},"modified":"2015-09-22T15:03:15","modified_gmt":"2015-09-22T14:03:15","slug":"waiter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/?p=11709","title":{"rendered":"Waiter!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re in a restaurant or caf\u00e9, how do you get the attention of a waiter\/waitress? <\/p>\n<p>This cartoon shows how it can be difficult in France.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/images\/blog\/garcon.gif\" alt=\"Gar\u00e7on! Trying to get the waiter's attention\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The customer in the cartoon first says &#8220;Please&#8221;, then &#8220;Sir\/Mr&#8221;, then &#8220;Waiter&#8221;, then &#8216;Can I order?&#8217;, then a hour later the waiter finally speaks to him and says, &#8220;Sir, to stay here you must have something to eat or drink.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s it like where you are? Are waiting staff in restaurants quick to respond to you, or do they go to great lengths to ignore you? What do you call waiting staff?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve worked as a waiter and as a barman and know that at busy times it can be difficult to respond to everybody immediately, but I&#8217;ve never ignored anyone deliberately.<\/p>\n<p><em>Image supplied by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/french\/frantastique.htm\">Frantastique<\/a>, who can teach you how do you get the attention of a French waiter, and help you to learn French.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re in a restaurant or caf\u00e9, how do you get the attention of a waiter\/waitress? This cartoon shows how it can be difficult in France. The customer in the cartoon first says &#8220;Please&#8221;, then &#8220;Sir\/Mr&#8221;, then &#8220;Waiter&#8221;, then &#8216;Can I order?&#8217;, then a hour later the waiter finally speaks to him and says, &#8220;Sir, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104,111,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english","category-french","category-language"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/bloggle\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}