Idiotish   Idiotish

The Idiotish writing system was created by Alex Book for his constructed language, Idiotish. The name comes from the fact that the language is so easy compared to other languages that anyone can learn it. There is no distinction between "good" and "well", no irregular verbs, no gender for objects, no case inflections, and only one way of saying "you". The vocabulary is taken from various languages, plus onomatopoeia.

Notable features

Idiotish script



Idiotish - how are the characters made up?


Idiotish - accentuation and stress


Idiotish - vertical writing


Idiotish - click consonants, logograms and foreign letters

Sample text

Sample text in Idiotish


The cheater never wins. The winner never cheats. Alex Book

Other constructed scripts