Dan_ad_nauseam wrote:linguoboy wrote:falasha wrote:As it turns out (I have a googler too) the root of the word for "peas" - not just Chickpeas but ALL peas - is BIRD DROPPINGS. And it comes from the MOTHER of all peas; Chickpeas. If you are not familiar with chickpeas then you won't understand. Chickpeas fueled the connecting of the world through the Roman Army. It was a very important commodity - WAIT! It was the MOST important commondity, besides water, to ancient man.
It's a shame to waste such top-drawer material here. You should self-publish. Regardless whether this is ingenious trollery or completely wrongheaded sincerity, it deserves a larger audience.
I suspect that when Falasha finishes his book, he should contact Dr. Poonai's publisher.
After interpreting the symbols in your post, I have concluded;
1) you are the worst kind of sexist human, and
2) you have written a book and have either published it yourself or are trying to get it published.
You don't understand that other people don't have the same motivations as you or even that we are actual people. You see others as tools to be used to your benefit. When you insisted that I did not know the Knights that say NEE were a metaphor, I knew you were a little off.