Haha, title-stealing!

The other day I invented a way of writing English using the Cyrillic alphabet, and here it is:

Вәлз:
Глыф: Прөнунцыёшун:
а /æ/
я /ɑː/
е /ɛ/
э /ɛː/
о /ɐ/, /ʊ/
ѿ /ɔː/
ы /ɪ/
и /i/, /iː/
у /ə/, /ʌ/
ю /uː/
ъ /ɜː/

Дыфþоҥз:
Глыф: Прөнунцыёшун:
ӓ /aɪ/
ә /aʊ/
ё /eɪ/
ӧ /ɔɪ/
ө /əʊ/

Концунунц:
Глыф: Прөнунцыёшун:
б /b/
ч /ʧ/
д /d/
ӂ /ʤ/
d /ð/
ф /f/
г /g/
һ /h/
к /k/
х /x/
л /l/
м /m/
н /n/
ҥ /ŋ/
п /p/
р /r/, /ɹ/
с /s/
ш /ʃ/
т /t/
þ /θ/
ц /ts/
в /v/
ь /w/
й /j/
з /z/
ж /ʒ/

It uses the letters "d" and thorn out of Latin, but they fit alright in text.

What doest thou thinketh?

Amusingly, I've been toying with my own English-in-Cyrillic alphabet utilising thorn....

Ѧьмѩзингли, Ай'в бин тойинг уıþ май оун Инглıш-ıн-Сираллıк алфабет ѩтэлайсинг þорн....

You know that capitalising I in English is a historical relic, brought about by the fact that i tended to get mistaken for a component of a neighbouring letter in earlier handwriting, don't you? Slavishly porting this anomaly over into a foreign orthography seems quite senseless.

Overall, though, I like your mapping of vowel symbols far better than choc_pud's.

Alright linguoboy, come off your high horse! I've thought of a better version since then:

Ваўлз:
Глɪф: Проўнәнцɪєйшән:
Аа /æ/
Яя /jæ/
Ѧѧ /ɑː/
Ѩѩ /jɑː/
Єє /ɛ/
Ѥѥ /jɛ/
Ѫѫ /ɛː/
Ѭѭ /jɛː/
Оо /ɐ/
Юю /jɐ/
Ѳѳ /ɔː/
Ѡѿ /jɔː/
Ӏɪ /ɪ/
Ии /i/, /iː/
Әә /ə/, /ʌ/
Уу /ʊ/
Ѣѣ /uː/
Ьь /ɜː/

Дɪфћоњгз:
Глɪф: Проўнәнцɪєйшән:
ай /aɪ/
аў /aʊ/
єй /eɪ/
ой /ɔɪ/
оў /əʊ/

Концәнәнц:
Глɪф: Проўнәнцɪєйшән:
Бб /b/
Чч /ʧ/
Дд /d/
Џџ /ð/
Җҗ /ʤ/
Фф /f/
Гг /g/
Хх /h/, /x/
Кк /k/
Ѯѯ /ks/
Лл /l/
Мм /m/
Нн /n/
Њњ /ŋ/
Пп /p/
Ѱѱ /ps/
Рр /r/, /ɹ/
Сс /s/
Шш /ʃ/
Тт /t/
Ћћ /θ/
Цц /ts/
Ҵҵ /dz/
Вв /v/
Ўў /w/
Йй /j/
Зз /z/
Жж /ʒ/

Ўот дәз џә кәлєктɪв ћɪњк ов џат џєн? Ӏт дәз нот йѣз єни лєтәз нот нєйтɪв тѣ Сɪрɪлɪк, ўɪч май привɪус ўон дɪд. Џә кўɪк браўн фоѯ җәмпс оўвә џә лєйзи дог. Оў ѭ, анд ɪт сєйвз спєйс компѫд тѣ аўә кәррәнт Латɪн скрɪпт.

Џә бєйж хйѣз он џә ўѳтәз ов џә лох ɪмпрєст ѳл, ɪњклѣдɪњ џә фрєнч кўин, бɪфѳ ши хьд џат сɪмфони агєйн, җәст аз йәњ Ѧћә ўонтɪд.

What does the collective think of that then? It does not use any letters not native to Cyrillic, which may previous one did. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Oh yeah, and it saves space compared to our current Latin script. One or two of the letters are not correct here because the forum's font can't show the right ones.

Just a thought, but since you've included 'ps' (a relic from Greek borrowings not pronounced as /ps/), I use Цц for the T in 'tion', since most Ts in English that I can think of are formed via pluralisation, which, in my opinion, would cause great confusion (Parent -> Parents).

Ґѧьст эй þаут, бѧьт сıнс ѩ'в ıнклѧдэд 'пс' (эй рэлıк фрѧьм Грик барроуингс наут пронаунст аьз /ps/) Ай ѩз Цц фор þѧь Т ıн 'tion', сıнс мост Тс ıн Инглıш ар формд вя плѧьралыысэйцѧьн, хуıч, ıн май опıнѩьн, уѧьлд кауз грэйт кѧьнфѩжѧьн (Парэнтс -> Пэрэнц).

Aye, true enough. I may get rid of them, it depends how I feel after a bit!

Ай, трѣ ɪнәф. Ай мєй гєт рɪд ов џәм, ɪт дɪпєндз хаў ай фил ѧфтә а бɪт!

Mine is not a high horse. Did you not mean to solicit our opinions when you wrote, "What doest [sic] thou thinketh [sic]?"?

I see you try to use as many Cyrillic letters as possible, old and new ones. The text looks odd, I must say I wonder, where is then letter 'ouk'? I copy paste it here: ѹ. But I don't know whether it appears correct. It loks like a diphtong 'oy'. But I like more an other variant of this letter (like an O with a V on the top). It is pronounced like [u:] or probably like [ɔu].

But of course. I begeth thy pardon! Бәт ов кѳс. Ай бєгɪћ џай пѧдән!



I think that ouk would cause confusion if I used it, plus I don't think it is needed. I've included many archaic letters mainly because I like how they look (especially "Cyrillic capital letter iotified big yus: Ѭ).

Ай ћɪњк џат "оәк" ўәд кѳз конфйѣжән ɪф ай йьзд ɪт, плус ай доўн·т ћɪњк ɪт ɪз нидɪд. Ай·в ɪњклѣдɪд мєни ѧкєйɪк лєтәз мєйнли бɪкәз ай лайк хаў џєй ләк (єспєшәли "Сɪрɪлɪк капɪтәл лєтә айоўтɪфайд бɪг йәс: Ѭ).