Sitha here laddies, een tha's whafflin' o' Inglish daalects then t' Tyke speak i' a reet grand un tae be beginnin' wi, di tha ken? Tha's nor sae wick wi' t' Yorksher een tha' cannae understan' this thassen! Nay, lad!
In English please. ^_^
I'll try to translate it for you.
See here laddies, if you're [?] of English dialects then the kids speak in a right grand one to begin with, do you know? You're not so [?] with the Yorkshire if you cannot understand this [?]! No, lad!
But I think we should get choc_pud to explain it for us.