I'm afraid this little announcement won't be in a conlang, but it's important to me to warn everyone. There has been a large influx of spam users lately, and their links may contain computer viruses so please, please don't click on them. I'll try to let Simon know that he should do something, but until then just try to ignore the spam. Okay?

Auffen:
Ein, 439-Fich jüeze ist kichflauSich kohün.
Train 439 is now departing on track 3.
Ein, Sheif gachenmuss westaer Kansachfich ist klich.
You must have a valid ticket to ride.

So beno! So imitaro quidamae linguiae Scandanavian. Vul asiva vonum forta entra plut du umlauts?
<It-MASC1 is good-NOM-MASC1! It-MASC1 imitates-NOM-MASC1 some-GEN-NEUT1 languages-NEUT1 Scandanavian. Will-ACC add in-NOM-MASC1 you-ACC-MASC3 maybe-MASC1 inside-MASC1 more of umlauts?
<Of course! It seems like some Scandanavian languages. Will you maybe add in some umlauts?>



Lemme see if I've got this right, Benny.

Ein, sif gachen wetaer Kansachfich! Nicht ist Scheflein klausin!
<Please, I have a valid ticket! Don't close the doors!> (I don't know your language's word for 'not', so I substituted in some German.)

[ll] Dei seo ster a lith.
[ti] Ro zo xozas xōs dluqo.
[en] I should be in bed.

Conolìan: Tys ungnérh nyiagh, tysn? (It is raining again, is it not?)

Gàràin: Ghaidgh, seò nà Abhalȝ! (Well, it is England!)

Dän Nrätšø wehönë ën yënto äyä žälög «Dän vøër ös dän xehä härä Yähärä».
IPA: /dαn n.rαt.šjiαω wi.'ho.nε εn jεn.to α'jα 'žα.log dαn 'vjiαω.εr os dαn 'xi.hα 'hα.rα jα'hα.rα/
(I used š and ž for their respective post-alveolar fricatives, along with using ω to represent a near-close near-back rounded vowel.)

Meaning: The Gods looked on us and said: "The water of the magnificent river Yahara".