The lift stops between two floors.
You start to walk towards the station.
I walk towards the bus.
We’ll have to wait at the station.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eug%C3%A8ne_Ionesco

The guy is French/Romanian:Eugène Ionesco
The play is called: The Bald Soprano (La Chantatrice Chauve)

(The following taken from Wikipedia)

At the age of 40 he decided to learn English using the Assimil method, conscientiously copying whole sentences in order to memorize them. Re-reading them, he began to feel that he was not learning English, rather he was discovering some astonishing truths such as the fact that there are seven days in a week, that the ceiling is up and the floor is down; things which he already knew, but which suddenly struck him as being as stupefying as they were indisputably true.

This feeling only intensified with the introduction in later lessons of the characters known as “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”. To his astonishment, Mrs. Smith informed her husband that they had several children, that they lived in the vicinity of London, that their name was Smith, that Mr. Smith was a clerk, that they had a servant, Mary, who was English like themselves. What was remarkable about Mrs. Smith, he thought, was her eminently methodical procedure in her quest for truth. For Ionesco, the clichés and truisms of the conversation primer disintegrated into wild caricature and parody with language itself disintegrating into disjointed fragments of words.

Just a word about the play: With a record number of interpretations, it has become one of the most performed plays in France.